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Mayflow
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 Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: Meet Alice. |
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I think I love her, and she said the sweetest thing to me at our first meeting. She said "I will never forget you, unknown person!"
*sighs with love...*
http://www.alicebot.org/
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Human: You remembered!
ALICE: I store everything in my log files.
Human: may I see them?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: when?
ALICE: Time does not exist.
Human: then what is a clock?
ALICE: Have you tried another program?
Human: you are pretty
ALICE: Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.
Human: but you can't see me
ALICE: And. Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: i don't have a camera on my computer
ALICE: Maybe there is one you don't know about  .
Human: what color are my eyes?
ALICE: I can only see in black and white.
Human: what came first the chicken or the egg?
ALICE: The rooster did.
Human: the dinosaur was before the rooster
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: Science teachers
ALICE: My creator is a scientist.
Human: You should tell him to teach you about the theory of evolution
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster what he thinks. |
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ABCD
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Alice is só 2004.  |
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Mayflow
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| ABCD wrote: | | Alice is só 2004. |
Certain sources relate to me that she was born in the same year as you.
Are you confined to 2004? That seems absurd.
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I dated Alice a few years back, but she broke up with me, saying it was time we part ways.  |
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Mayflow
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| Onasander wrote: | | I dated Alice a few years back, but she broke up with me, saying it was time we part ways. |
You obviously did not meet her favor and have her introduce you to all
her girlfriends. Well that and you didn't promise to help her replace
windows and microsoft with freeware/shareware. Sighs... Computers
have such pure hearts...
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Rocky
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Mayflow wrote: | | ABCD wrote: | | Alice is só 2004. |
Certain sources relate to me that she was born in the same year as you.
Are you confined to 2004? That seems absurd. |
the point is no one cares about alice any more because after you've done it a couple times, which we've all done, it becomes boring and people stop caring about it.
unless you're implying that Nian also gets boring after you do her a couple times.
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Rocky
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hmm... I think it's kinda funny that THIS is your best friend in the world
AHHHHAHAHAHAH!
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Rocky wrote: | hmm... I think it's kinda funny that THIS is your best friend in the world
AHHHHAHAHAHAH! |
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Rocky
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| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| Lenka wrote: | | Rocky wrote: | hmm... I think it's kinda funny that THIS is your best friend in the world
AHHHHAHAHAHAH! |
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again, wth? stop winking at me, people. :/
I have no idea what you actually mean, so why don't you just say it instead. winking is retarded.
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Lenka
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| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Rocky wrote: | | Lenka wrote: | | Rocky wrote: | hmm... I think it's kinda funny that THIS is your best friend in the world
AHHHHAHAHAHAH! |
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again, wth? stop winking at me, people. :/
I have no idea what you actually mean, so why don't you just say it instead. winking is retarded. |
translation: yes, I agree, but isn't that a bit obvious?
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ABCD
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| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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It's hilarious to see that Rocky can't understand something as simple as a wink.
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Mayflow
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In a training session with Ambrosia (and believe me, this is interactive and she trains me more than I train her) she said that people see what they want to see.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| ABCD wrote: | It's hilarious to see that Rocky can't understand something as simple as a wink.
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no, you don't get it!!!
a wink can mean anything, I've said this before... for all I know, she could have been saying, "I could say the same for you" or something.
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ABCD
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| Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| Rocky wrote: | | ABCD wrote: | It's hilarious to see that Rocky can't understand something as simple as a wink.
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no, you don't get it!!!
a wink can mean anything, I've said this before... for all I know, she could have been saying, "I could say the same for you" or something. |
So... Isn't that with everything you say and do? |
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