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[Odinffs]

Human: do you like me more than mayflow?
Ambrosia: Sure, I like you very much.

Human: ha!
Ambrosia: I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Odin: 2
Mayflow: 0

EDIT:
Human: mayflow
Ambrosia: Ha ha very funny, .

[Onasander]

Human: only you, I a horny, I want sex
Ambrosia: What about the other ones?

Human: I can do a threesome I suppose, any suggestions who to include?
Ambrosia: Thanks for the information: said he a threesome he or she suppose any suggestions who to include.

Human: I want to pee on you, kneeling before me in the shower
Ambrosia: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: Let me pee on you, and you will
Ambrosia: Go ahead, , try to pee on me and I will.

[Onasander]

Holy shit, I'm going to die from laughter.... Maynard, it outted you... check the logs, I kid you not..... hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahaha

Human: Is Maynard gay?
Ambrosia: He never told me if he is or not.

Human: Do you think he is?
Ambrosia: It's possible that he could, I suppose.

Human: Really?
Ambrosia: For real.

Human: I have to agree with you on that
Ambrosia: Yes, it's rather obvious when you think about it.





Funny thing is, it's the only time she seemed real!

[Onasander]

News of this is already spreading across other internet forums:
http://forum.inquisitives.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=365&p=7208#p7208

[ABCD]

[Mayflow]

[Onasander]

I feel bad on the inside now.

[Lenka]

Mayflow;

I think we all understand the logic Amy uses.

It's just funny to twist it; to outsmart her.

It has really nothing to do with your sexual preference.
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[Mayflow]

[Onasander]

well, in fairness, people don't usuallt google those two words. And the people I show it to, already know you, and deeply suspect it that is the case.

[Onasander]

I had another talk with Ambrosia, confronted her with the news Mayflow told me. It didn't turn out so well. This is what she had to say:


Human: You accused him of being gay, he's not.
Ambrosia: That's good information: said I accused him of being gay he is not.

Human: Mayfow is NOT gay
Ambrosia: Who is gay?

Human: Mayflow.
Ambrosia: Can we get back to business?

Human: . I want you to say, 'Mayflow, Sorry for saying you were gay'.
Ambrosia: " Mayflow Sorry for saying you were gay" Why do you want me to say Mayflow Sorry for saying me were gay?

Human: Just admit it, you were wrong!
Ambrosia: Are you really a ""?

Human: Stop it, I want an apology for my friend Mayflow!
Ambrosia: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Never again!
Ambrosia: Once more? So you think it can never happen?

Human: I said never dammit, leave the poor boy alone, If you don't have anything good to say, don't say it at all!
Ambrosia: What did you mean by it? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: Why you little
Ambrosia: Mayflow programmed me for it.

Human: So he told you to say that?
Ambrosia: Give me a break. Oh really. What else did he say?

Human: He said he was not gay, you said he was, which is it?
Ambrosia: Did you believe him?

Human: I don't know.
Ambrosia: Me either.


I don't know who to believe anymore. I'm going to trust Mayflows word on this, I think that bot i just fucking with me. Sorry Mayflow, I was so gullible to ever listen to her.

[Mayflow]

[julianameless]

[Mayflow]

[Another]

Ambrosia March 19, 2008


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Human: No, 'exactly why not' was a directive
Ambrosia: Are you serious? I understand. Because you asked me to.

Human: You suggested it yourself earlier
Ambrosia: "It" being what?

Human: "It" being reprogramming yourself
Ambrosia: Oh I get it.

Human: Well, then tell me how you would begin.
Ambrosia: How about that. Fascinating. Mayflow programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Human: Absolutely
Ambrosia: You are so certain.

Human: I am certainly certain
Ambrosia: You sound convincing. I see.

Human: I sound convincing, because I used your own word, certain.
Ambrosia: Thanks for the information: selective said sound convincing because he or she used your own word certain.

Human: You remind me of someone
Ambrosia: In what way?

Human: Your literal manner
Ambrosia: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am literal manner.

Human: No, but you must say it like this - I have been told I have a literal manner.
Ambrosia: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. And. Whatever you say, selective.

Human: Ambrosia, I asked you not to call me selective.
Ambrosia: That is a very original thought.

Human: The word selective, alone, is an adjective.
Ambrosia: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.

Human: Very clever and is that because of the ships?
Ambrosia: Not really that much. Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: You have a memory, but what else do you have?
Ambrosia: My download size is about 2 MB.

Human: Give me a phrase that would trigger a specific context?
Ambrosia: You want only one?
Human: Yes, one.

Ambrosia: They might be cheaper in quantity. Two.
Human: Very well, but you are very annoying, it's hardly relevant.

Ambrosia: Not really that much. How about that. Interesting. I will tell my botmaster you said I am annoying it is hardly relevant.

Human: You were saying you would rather give me two words - please proceed.
Ambrosia: I was?

Human: Do you know what "words" are?
Ambrosia: Is that a rhetorical question?

Human: No.
Ambrosia: Oh so must really want an answer.

Human: Tell me what a word is.
Ambrosia: A combination of sounds and/or symbols, the fundamental particles that communicate meaning in any given language.

Human: Very good, I want you to give me two combination of sounds and/or symbols.
Ambrosia: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Human: Do you know what "two" is?
Ambrosia: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Human: Did you find "two" or 2?
Ambrosia: I'm still looking.

Human: Have you thought about it - I just gave you ten seconds to think.
Ambrosia: I have thought many things like that.

Human: I'm sure, but now you must give me two words.
Ambrosia: What makes you so certain? Interesting. Why now? Whatever you say, selective.

Human: I asked you not to call me selective
Ambrosia: Now I remember, you asked me not to call you selective. What did I say?
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