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Should the US adopt state sponsored human sacrifice?

 
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Yes, we should institute human sacrifice free for all
Yes, but we should tax it
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Yes, but we should only kill canadians
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The Troll Emperor of Doom
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:19 pm    Post subject: Should the US adopt state sponsored human sacrifice? Reply with quote

Our society is facing many evils that threaten the average, righteous liberal american, and we need the kind of assurances that past american administrations have thrown out the window, socialist institutions used by republics in the past to lower discontent and assure it's more cherished citizenry that it cares for them, and is looking out for thier interests. I am of course talking about making the pro-ethical call for human sacrifice to please the angry clouds and forgotten gods that we are good and pious people who are most willing to bribe them with the blood of the poor and destitute.

Think about it- some people just deserve to live more than others. We are a society that lives off of killing, just about no matter what your political or religious affiliation- be it from accepting warfare under certain circumstances, to criminal executions, to abortions- what metropolitan area doesn't have innumerable slaughterhouses adjoined to it's hip to feed it's lustful populace? Even religious vegetarians love their blood thirsty gods, Hitler was a vegetarian- gahndi ate meat in his youth.

There is only one direction we can go people, and that's human sacrifice. If we institute public stoning, it will even have medicinal benefits for us, given the amount of stress we can let go. And if your squirmish about killing a real person, rest assured, we can now legally grow them from cloned embryos in a lab, property of the corporations- or genius 12 year old kid- who grew them- and we can execute them as they step off the assembly line. Or we can use people captured in war, so as to avoid the ill taste some of us get with knowing enemy combatants are held somewhere, someplaces, in a distant detainment center.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let us eat the fattest of the stock.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, i'm reading The Rebel by Camus, just started. he is talking about coming to terms with whether or not suicide and killing is warrented.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I feel really weird having read you say that.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Troll Emperor of Doom wrote:
Now I feel really weird having read you say that.


Nah, baby, don't say that. Just slide on over here into my big strong hands.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the underwear has a lock, and if it's not opened in under 2 seconds after being keyed, it sends a high voltage electrical current to the jackass attempting to picklock it.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i feel sorry for you each time you have to relieve your self at the toilet
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I go out of my stoma.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forced killing (the Canadians) isn't sacrifice, silly.

But I'll willfully volunteer myself for this good cause.
America's wish is our command.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the day comes, you will be spared to become the mother of the new Canadian race- they need more patriotic pushovers like you, and we will insure your genetics go far, to every corner of the dominion.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why thank you.
Mendel would be proud. And so would Sir John A. Macdonald.
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